Materials:
1. Yourself
2. A dash of stupidity
3. A boat with a big wake
4. A hand full of ambition
5. A wakeboard
6. 2 bindings that are on too tight
7. A pintch of luck
8. 4 cups of willingness to get hurt
9. A few advil

Directions:
1. Wake up early Sunday morning to get the best water.
2. Fill up the balsest (fill all the way unless you are a whimp)
3. Put on board (For best chance, make bindings as tight as            possible)
4. Get going and do some cool tricks (remember, if done correctly, this will be the last time you wakeboard for a while so make it count)
5. Make sure everyone is watching (If not, make sure there is a recording)
6. Ollie up and land switch (Ollie only makes is look cooler)
7. Attack the wake with everything you have.
8. Fully send it (A full send increases liklyhood)

If done correctly you should loose control of the board in the air and eat it hard. Your foot shouls get stuck in the binding. Your body will continue to mmove forward and twist without your foot. Quickly, there will be a sharp, throbbing, pain in your ankle. This is good, it means you partically tore ATF ligament. You will for sure be able to sit out of at least 2-3 weeks of gym.