Lactose o lactose how intolerant I am to thee

You're in pizza and in ice cream

God. Why did you have to do this to me?

I see people eating chocolate and it makes me want to cry

At thanksgiving my mom has to make me my own special pie

Lactose o lactose you're my sworn enemy

Until I was 14 I thought you were a friend to me

If we are talking about science

My lactase enzymes are silenced

Since the last time we met it's been over a year

It is so clear that times have changed and so have I

Maybe it's about time i give you another try.

*Chugs glass of milk*