I am a ghost
A ghost at most
And I really like
Blue eggs and toast

Blue eggs and toast
Blue eggs and toast

Blue eggs and toast
Made on the coast

We overdose
On blue eggs and toast

We will eat them on a post
We will eat them with our host

We will eat them down below
We will eat them when there’s snow

Do you eat blue eggs and toast
Or at least blue eggs at most

Would you eat them over there
Would you eat them with a bear

Or maybe with a cat
Or even with a bat

I know I would eat them over there
And I would eat them with a bear
And I would eat them with a cat
And I would eat them with a bat

But would you eat them from afar
Would you eat them in a bar

Would you eat them up above
Would you eat them with a dove

All we ever need is
Blue Eggs and Toast
Blue Eggs and Toast

Blue Eggs and Toast
Made on a roast

We eat them on a post
We eat them with our host

We eat them down below
We eat them when there's snow

We eat them over there
We eat them with a bear

We eat them with a cat
We eat them with a bat

We eat them from afar
We eat them in a bar

We eat them up above
And we eat them with a dove

Blue Eggs and Toast
Blue Eggs and Toast
Made for the ghosts

Eat them with me
So you could see

Blue Eggs and Toast
Is not as bad as you think it may be