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Family and Food are the Same
January 28, 2017
My mama makes food better than Linguine,
My sister she likes to eat pepperchinis,
My dad well he likes to eat ham,
But Tim he won't eat no spam,
My grandma eats some corn flakes,
My Gigi is out kill’n them snakes,
My dog eats some moist chicken chunks,
But my lizard Pip is tryna be a munk,
My cousin Ashlyn eats ravioli,
But I prefer GUACAMOLE!
© Arianna J., Temecula, CA
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The reason I wrote this humorous poem is that everyone in my family is a chief or cook but im different and when I grow up I dont want to be a chief or cook.