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looking. for. my. phone.
hearing the phone @
three o' clock (tock)
is buzz buzz
not—never—good
do not get out of
bed, it's in your head
(tick). better to sw(e)at
furyiously in warm
blankets: legs
crisscross and apple
sauce and shhh,
im the jellyman!
than to skate on hot ice
(the winter olympics
were interrupt'd 1936)
unless! u r holden caulfield
(by ww2, mind you)
then we can be S A D & sk8
in a red hunting hat! (tick?)
i begged solomon shamelessly.
jellyious? why do they
give candy to monsters
only once a year? brrr,
brrr, buzz buzz: october
shivers, because it is really
freak-o c[O]ld. so my mother will
want me to wear your
hound-tooth jacket. et tu.
tock ya lovely
jabberwock, for
we are all hunters
here, no secret
and, in particular,
i am, if you would like to know,
hunting, yes: for my phone!
rawr, im a jelly dinosaur
it whimp(ers)
& trembles like an
earthquake, like october,
in fear of me (entropy
is the nature of
the universe) and
but or chaos scares me.
sift and search
through the quicksand
of 'mor(t)ality,' what a good
mother. cradles, so
i kind of go back to
bed, screw off my moon
lights, and emergency dial
my mommy under
warm apple blankets.

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Allusions to the Furies as portrayed in Tim O' Brien's postmodern In the Lake of the Woods, the genius that is the sci-fi anime "Stein;s Gate," the notorious J. D. Salinger's The Catcher and the Rye, the infamous Judgment of Solomon, Lewis Caroll's rivetting mad poem "Jabberwocky," and John Gardner's masterpiece Grendel.
If there are monsters in your head, half the battle is getting help. We are only alone because we choose to be—so the phone is yours. Who do you call?