The Albertson family was a wacky one.

They always wrote on the wrong side of the paper.
Their feet were always stinky.
They never washed their hair, so roaches grew in it.
I dont think they brused their hair either.
They didn’t like to do math, English, or history.
They also never put commas in the right place.
They never did laundry.
And they never changed clothes.

Whenever they were called a ‘wacky family’ they would punch you.
Right in the stomach.
Or jaw.
Or mouth.
Either one. It’s different each time.
Some have reported that they will first hit the stomach.
Then the jaw.
Then the mouth.

The scary thing about this family is not that
They never do laundry, change their clothes,
Do their studies, brush or wash their hair,
It’s not that they always argue, fight, or laugh.
But that they are real.
Yes, the Albertson family is real.
Alive.
Everyone is the Albertson family.
You, me, everyone.
When we are lazy.

Moral of the story:

Never forget to do the important duities in life.