I’m very fond of frolicking around,
Feeding calves, cows, pigs and chickens all day long,
It’s amusing to milk, but entertaining to chase the pigs,
Chickens are plain moronic and die 24/7,
This is why I love to farm.

Dogs follow you around,
And drinking all the milk,
Giving barn cats food,
And loving them for life,
While the house cats just don’t care,
This is why I love to farm.

Inhaling hay while you work,
And grass on cows as they nibble away,
Milking cows,
And drinking it all after,
Driving 4-wheelers, tractors, and cars
All day long,
This is why I love to farm.

Enjoying bonfires with family,
Placing coins on the tracks,
And recovering them after,
One has passed,
And when the days all over,
It’s time to say ‘goodnight cows,’
And lock up the massive red barn,
This is why I love to farm.