Why do my legs look like weird flowers?
I don’t understand how I can walk on them.
Maybe the reason they are so flimsy is because my back legs are 100% overkill.
They are, like, three times as long as my front legs and super buff too.
I just want to clear something up really quick: those things on my head? They’re antenna, not unicorn horns.
I am not a mythical horse.
You might also be wondering why I’m hugging this weird clover.
Well, the answer to that is because pink is my favorite color and nobody can stop me from hugging my favorite color.
Just look at that gradient.
If only I was pink: life would be perfect.
Not to say that I don’t like green, it’s my third favorite color, right after purple.