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how to eat a woman
serving size: three moons
servings per package: one lunar eclipse
¼ cup of sugar
2 hours of cooling.
6tsp of honey; frozen and chilled
1 cup of galaxy mix. alternatives; milky way subservings.
five square trays. 10 hrs each.
13tbsp of tears and sweat: alternative, blood
mix well in glass bowl- microwave for 8 lightyears
add chives and mangoes for garnish. peaches optional.
a dash of frustration and sprinkle pepper powder for seasoning, apply generously.
rinse lemons and squeeze the zest. throw away.
pour into four mugs, enjoy.

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