I love you Thomas

I love you more than all the stars in the sky

I love you more than all the atoms on Earth

I love you more than the moon loves the night

I love you more than Kanye loves himself

I love you more that Hitler loves blonds

I love you more that a dog loves strangers

I love you more than a fat kid loves twinkies

I love you more than cereal loves milk

I love you more than an English teacher loves literature

I love you more than Michael Jackson loves little kids

I love you more than Romeo and Juliet loved each other

I love you more than Edward loves Bella

I love you more than I love candy

I love you more than Taylor Swift loves her ex-boyfriends

I love you more than white girls love starbucks

I love you more than goth people love black

I love you more than juice heads love tanning

I love you more than Kip loves Lafonda

I love you Thomas