Oh Mountain Dew,
How I love your sweet sugary goodness,
The way your carbonation feels on my tongue,
Your bright greenish yellow color

Oh Mountain Dew,
How I love your unique flavors
Polar Pops of Code Red or Voltage.
Taco Bells delicious Baja blast.
On an occasion I’ll get the urge for White Out.
Even the schools nasty Diet Dew.

Oh Mountain Dew,
You’ve turned me into an addict,
I need you.
I get headaches without you.
Caffeine!
I love you.

Oh Mountain Dew,
You cure my dry mouth,
You quench my thirst,
You keep me occupied,
You taste so good.
You love me
and i love you.

Oh Mountain Dew,
You’re my best friend.