Beep Beep Beep the alarm clock waked me!

OUCH! I just got stung by a bee.
I think I’m late for school!
So instead of a shower I jumped in the pool!

I’m on my way with 2 minutes left!
I really stink even my breath.
I just got attacked by a cat!!
So i knocked it out with a bat.

I arrive at school just as the bell rings.
Man I really want some chicken wings.
On to first hour I go.
I smell like butt, down to my toes.

TARDY! the teacher yells as I walk in the room.
I was about to knock him out with a broom!
As I go to sit down in my chair.
Some little turd pulls my hair.

I can already tell this day is going to be bad.
Oh my goodness please help me dad.
I just got a detention for something I didn’t do.
WOOW! this classroom smells like a pile of poo.