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If You Give an Orlando Magic Fan an NBA Championship
If you give an Orlando Magic fan an NBA Championship,
He will get very excited
So excited he might even start to sing, “We are the Champions”,
Some Miami Heat fans will get very annoyed,
Because they finally didn’t win it.
Then the Magic fan will say to the Heat fan.
“How does it feel to finally lose?”
Then LeBron will wonder where his third ring is
And the Magic fan will say, “It’s on Victor Oladipo.”

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