Have you ever heard
The wonderful tale
Of a man and his bird
Along with Christian Bale

The man was swift
The bird was cunning
But Mr. Bale was always stunning

Cunning as he was
The bird couldn't compare
to the man’s mysterious plan

He would torture the town
And everyone would bow
Because he bore a mighty crown

The bird was a servant, a slave
Doing as he was told
Dreading the day
Mr. Bale would come swinging

With a BAM
And a WAM
The bird went down
Christian Bale had come around

With torture was ensuing
The people started screaming
Their eyes were tearing

A black suit in the night
A wonderful gleam of light
Batman, Batman the people cried
Joker is in for one bumpy ride

With a flick of his finger
Joker went down
To the asylum
Where he will never be found