Why is my boyfriend always getting hurt?
I hate too see his damaged body when he takes of his shirt
I wish he would act normal instead of shooting webs to get my attention
Only time its comes in handy is when we skip rush hour in the air
But I hate the taste of bugs in my mouth because I don’t have a mask.

Yet New York needs better police when it comes to villains
Because Doc Ocs tentacles are too strong for their bullets
All I want to do is go on a date with my spider baby
And hope green goblin doesn’t come and try to kill us
Peter when is all of this going to end?

I picture us moving to a nice small house out of the New York
Maybe in California with Iron Man so at least I can talk to Pepper
But don’t become a playboy like Iron Man with all these nice cars and clothes
Cause I like my simple Peter Parker even if he fights crime.