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Memoirs of a Doggy Bag
You packaged my stringy remains into a tidy little doggy bag,
 Courtesy of the pimple-faced waiter who deserved a better tip,  
 And with salty fingers and a breeze of liquor breath, 
 Stuffed me into the back of the fridge.
 
 Spare my feelings: 
 I know you didn’t bring me home 
 (Or maybe that’s not the right word)  
 To soothe your clammy mind 
 On the crimson-eyed Thursday night
 When you can’t sleep because 
 She is anchored in your chest 
 Like a dying philosopher’s regrets.
 
 You exiled me to a festering landfill
 When even your tastebud-lacking canine cohorts 
 Refused to consume my soggy skeleton, 
 And left me there to rot. 
 
 Even this Styrofoam crypt in which I am forever sealed 
 Cannot bar the demons of my disfigurement. 
 They will come 
 And devour me alive,
 Though I still wish it had been you
 Who had ground against my lips, 
 The last image set before my spinach leaf eyes.

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