Absolutely. Even though I’ve gotten no letters,
Or emails,
Or messenger owls
Declaring my acceptance to an institution,
I’m just going to assume I got in everywhere.


Actually, no.
I’m not going to college.
Who needs an education, right?
I’m going to pursue a rewarding career as a McDonalds manager
Because french fries are my passion.


Yes! I made an executive decision
In the last 10 seconds
Since that other person asked me.
So now all I need is $160,000.
No big deal.


Nope. I did not write essays.
Nor did I send any transcripts.
I did not apply at all for that matter.
So why don’t you try asking next year,
Maybe I’ll have my life figured out by then.