As annoying as the sound of a wheel-less chair being dragged across the floor
The voice that you hear, and you can’t help but cringe
The one that causes your skin to crawl, and your mind to become blank
The same voice that you hear coming closer, and immediately decide to walk the opposite way
Although running is never a bad option either

As slimy as a worm
Those hands that you never want near you
Fearful of the possibilities of their past whereabouts
No amount of germ-x is ever enough to cover the damage

As enigmatic as college mathematics
Although able to bring some sort of mirth to any situation
You have the mind of a person that thinks vaguely
Never knowing when enough is enough, or when it’s time to be serious

As hyper as a ten year old, dosed up on candy and sweet cola drinks
You’re hard to control, and you’re always bouncing off of the walls
You’re so hardheaded and stubborn, that not even a concrete wall can break you
The idea of sticking your hand in a running fan is enough to amuse you, but enough to make everyone else worry for your sanity

As creepy as a porcelain doll
Those piercing eyes that burn a hole into anyone under your gaze
Your never ending gazes that causes chill to run down any spine
Your comments and remarks that never fail to have your audience questioning, “Why?”

Although a unique character, but I can honestly say that I’m glad people like you are elusive