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The Ballad of a Goofy Man
There once was a man with long green arms,
They drag along as he walked
He didn’t have work or a family,
So there alone he sits
There alone he sits
Then along came a real nice genie,
Who gave him one great wish
He wished for a cure to his awkward arms,
And now he is a hit
Now he is a hit
The moral of this great story,
Is never throw a fit
For along could come a genie,
And cure your ailments
Cure your ailments

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