Home. I am home.
Where are you?
I know where I am.
And before you even ask,
I am not doing homework.
I am lighting the house on fire.
I am not feeding the dog.

At school.
I’m at school,
I’m at school doing my AP Chem homework,
In the library.
At the third table to the left.
Just like I said I would be.
Do you need to know when I relocate one step to the left?
I would happily inform you.

Zoo.
I went to the zoo,
by myself.
I know it’s a Wednesday,
and it’s the middle of winter
...and the zoo is closed.

But I’m at the zoo!

New Zealand.
Yup, I went off to New Zealand.
You’re probably wondering how I got there without a passport,
But let’s just say I’m like a Hobbit
And they are taking me to Isengard.
Against my will.
Something about how Hobbits really aren’t real...

Somewhere.
To get to this somewhere,
you first need to leave the house on a leisurely walk.
Then you need to take a left,
another left
a third left
a fourth left
then a right
and then make a U turn
then go straight for about 5 paces
and finally make a Q turn.
Yes... a Q turn.
That is where I am.

Lost.
I am lost
I frankly don’t know where the heck I am.
If I don’t know where I am,
do you know where I am?
Maybe you can help me find me.