Wake up! It’s time to go to school.
Oh no! School, I cannot go today.
I think I have the flu
I got a headache and the flu
That makes me say hakuchoo!

I got the flu, headache, and the sniffles
And it makes my hair crinkles.
My Stomach hurts
Oh my eyes!
Everything is dark.
I just made a fart.

I think my kidney fell apart.
Did my heart just stop?
Oh my gosh! I think I got the mumps.
I have weird red itchy bumps.
My tongue is growing hairs.
Oh I’m so scared.
Mommy, I’m too sick to go to school.
You have a field trip today.
But if you’re that sick you can stay.
Wait! A field trip you say?
I’m up and on my way.