Yeah, I’ll get it for you in a second
No, I only have one
Yeah, It’s in the front pocket of my backpack
No, I have it away last period

Yeah, I collect pencils. It’s my favorite activity!
No, I brought my feather pens today
Yeah, I just cut down the tree in my backyard to make my pencils
No, I’m more of the typewriter type of girl

Yeah, The Queen of England sent me some royal pencils yesterday
No, my unicorn ate them this morning
Yeah, that’s all I asked for Christmas this year

No, I lent them all to my pet panda who was in desperate need for a writing utensil, because he has a final on AP marine biology. I needed to give them all to him because he eats them on accident sometimes, thinking they are tree twigs. But he has about 785 pencils so I think he’ll be just fine!


“So, do you have a pen?”