Imagine if all pieces of gum on the floor
Stayed fresh and sticky forever and your
Feet were constantly temporarily glued
To the ground we would all be screwed
With our shoes jumping for release
so they can carry us to work away from this piece
Of stubborn clingy gum who wont set us free
Pulling us back irritating us like a flea.
Let go of my foot you pesky thing
Before i scrape all of you up and fling
You into the bin so yous can stick
To each other cause you're making me sick
Stop grabbing my sole
I only wanted to go for a stroll
Get off my flats
You annoying little t****.