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Fast Food Charity
The novice chef hurled the hamburger patty
It was clocked at 101 km/h
The master chef was not amused
Quit fooling around, said he, and that patty’s docked from your paycheck!
So the novice chef picked the patty up
Dusted it off
Put in on a bun
Dressed it up; pickles, onions, ketchup, the works
Then went outside and fed the homeless
Because one man’s dusty burger is another man’s feast

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