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Another friend made

Hide behind your facade
Cower beneath that smile
That doesn't reach your eyes

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Two more friends made

Go on, pretend your shoulders aren't hunched
Say that those eyes are downcast
For no apparent reason

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Five more friends made

Just continue causing a scene
Claim you don't need the attention
And melt down when you don't get it

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You've lost count at this point
But there's only one left
I stick out my hand

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One true friend made

And I didn't even want the gum.