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The Gliding Ocean Master
Gleaming and clear like the sky,
my friends and I, grandly thought,
Perfect for jumping over the river like a god.
Jumping? No, that sounded too foul!
Or was it a foul ball?
No, it was neither of those things, a foul ball wasn’t possible
Foul and nearly as damning against the fun,
Would it be fun? Or fun, fun fun?
Two f’s in one!
No, I would be gliding across the world in fun
Gliding across fun, in the ocean!
Beginning to plan the foul walk of waves
Like a real fine 409
Driven with pennies saved, enthusiasm displayed undergoing god’s ways,
Firstly, although waves extend to the shore
I reach for the sky, and gripping the plastic,
Slightly jostled with
a hurriedly horrendous reluctant cheer
simply erupting from my soul
All before the jump!
Almost flipping through the air, I waved my arms and legs
Before I was swallowed by the sea!
The ocean’s other men, waited and polluted my ears
with unwanted teasing
Crowning me the Ocean Master