If I was a monkey I would laugh and chuckle
If I was a monkey i wouldn’t wear a buckle
I’d ride in car chewing on some honey suckle
If I was a monkey I’d eat a banana
And if I was a monkey I wouldn't believe in santa
That's because monkeys don't celebrate christmas
They just eat bananas, they don't frick with santas
If I was a monkey I’d live in Santana somewhere away from santa
Did I mention that monkeys like to eat fruits and grapes
And the monkey does not enter any race
That’s because monkeys can't drive cars obviously.
While the monkey spitting bars, laughing, laughing har har har
Take your money put in my jar, because I need a monkey
So that we can spar, wont leave no scars cus monkey got bars
Anyways, you know this is true cus I got a kangaroo
Pulling up with me and my crew, yeah we got a kangaroo
You eat mango fruit, while eat and chew a side of stew
I met a guy who seemed real stern and that’s when I realized
It's not my turn, my turn for what, you may ask
Well you see I wasn’t supposed to drink from the flask
Because it was the giraffes, now I am a monkey who just stole his flask
He got really angry and kicked my…. Butt
If I was a monkey I’d fly a plane and if I was a monkey I’d have no disdain
I’d do a flip and I’d feel okay, if I was a monkey i’d swing all day
And if I was a monkey I’d eat lazer rays
Not being a monkey makes me feel gray
I’d jump and hop and skip all day, yeah i’d sing a song that was real gay
I’d go to a bar and jump in some hay, I’d find some friends and say hey
I want to go to bed and lay, because i'm not a monkey all day
Without monkey I am sad, without monkey I’m just another lad
I met a guy his name was Chad
He benches two-twenty and so does his dad
And I cannot, so I am mad
I still a ride a bike with knee pads
I went to a school and saw multiple grads
I really hope they got a degree
Because as you can see I’m a monkey
Anyways, I’ve been sitting here all day writing about monkeys
So you better give me an A
I am a monkey every day