I'm really not amused.

My fullbacks play like crap

They run around like they don't know the game.

I think they need a map.

I'm really not amused.

When they leave the mids out wide.

They need to hold their line.

Get those forwards offside!

I'm really not amused.

When they let the forwards right by.

And then guess who suffers from one on one goals.

It makes me want to cry!

I'm really not amused.

When they drop pass back to me.

When the forwards are right there.

They just take it as if it's free.

I'm really not amused.

When they make the worst passes of them all.

It goes straight to the other team.

They might as well gift wrap the stupid ball!

I'm really not amused. 

I really wish coach would see

That if he put in some better players.

It realy would help me.