The family sees a new van

Inside there’s that new car smell

The colors of bold and brand

For dad this rings some bells

The look of old school

Then the kids think of a pool

The old van used to scream weird noises

Like “BANG” or “BOOM” when dad started it

The kids said that the car was upset

And it made them nervous hearing the sounds

They felt like rats by cats

Or a hog by a dog

The kids would eat food in their seats

Because they couldn’t wait to get home to eat

The car lights flicker

As if there’s a message in morse code

Then there began to be stains on the floor

And the parents say they can’t take anymore

Then the new clean and good smelling van arrives

They are about to go for a ride

When dad drives they sing songs

Because when he drives it’s usually long

They drive out to dinner because they need food

They all seem to be in a great mood

Then they eat yummy food before a long ride

Then their stomachs solids, liquids, and gases collide