Gordon Ramsay, you are the one for me,

My heart skips a beat when I’m around you,

You have an outstanding cooking degree,

Your luscious blonde hair, brighter than a bee,

Your eyes are like the sea, pretty and blue,

Gordon Ramsay, you are the one for me,

Our love is sweet, unlike a lime tree,

We should be a couple, and that is true,

You have an outstanding cooking degree,

You bring me absolute warmth like black tea,

You use pepper to cook and I achoo,

Gordon Ramsay, you are the one for me,

I want us to go camp, in a teepee,

In Europe, Scotland, and England you grew,

You have an outstanding cooking degree,

Our deep love matches like one two three,

The most authentic food handmade by you,

Gordon Ramsay, you are the one for me,

You have an outstanding cooking degree,