I love me some cheeseburgers,

So fluffy and light.

I love the taste, it’s juicy and real.

I eat them a lot, it’s a good meal.

So many toppings such as a pickle.

Cheeseburgers are cheap, only a nickel.

At the parties it’ll be cheeseburgers i bring.

I’ll show up at your door with a *ding!*

My appearance will be such a suprise.

I got them cheeseburgers and fries.

I picked em up straight from Five Guys.

You’ll be so happy you’ll want to sing. 

"Your wifi is cured, no more ping."

Cheeseburgers are better than good.

They brighten up your neighborhood.

To the world they bring peace.

I gave some to the police.

I gave one to Maurice.

I gave another to someone’s niece.

It brought smiles to their faces.

Happiness in all places.

The world is my cheeseburger oasis.