To all of you, friends and family,

We are gathered here today

To remember the one and only me.

Didn’t do a lot, I’m not gonna lie.

Went to college, got a job.

Now look at me, I died.

I got killed by an elephant,

It happened just last week.

The mortician fixed my body up,

So I had to take a peek.

He could have just not seen me,

Or got scared by a mouse.

All I know is I looked up

And his foot was coming down.

I had my ups and downs in life.

Trust me, it flashes by.

You all will say I went too soon,

But there’s no need to cry.

I lost my life in Africa,

As happy as can be.

Birds were singing, trees were swaying

On a beautiful safari.