If you didn't already figure it out what it is, it's a textbook. What inspired me to write this piece is the simplicity and familiarity of a textbook to me and most students. What I wanted to do was to make the textbook a more complex by describing it ways that are unique, but familiar. I didn't want to make this riddle hard so I also added stereotypes, which intertwined with the unique describing for example,  a cumbersome textbook juxtaposed to William Howard Taft, the fattest US president. This was really fun to write and it all started from a simple textbook.