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Dogs playing poker

May 22, 2018
By Anonymous

There’s a full house tonight,
7 drunk  breeds of dogs,
52 cards, $ on the line, at 12:50 am
Which breed may be the best at poker.
We'll never know.
But the pit bulls are in the lead.
They have the most chips.
And the more chips the more dog treats they can get.
Cheaters never win
They shall just cry pitbulls are Cheaters
And they shall die.
If the bigger dogs catch them,
They’ll rip them to shreds,
And they won’t see an Ace of Spades ever again.
 



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