I am sorry I couldn’t go to work on Fryday boss! I was not keeping track of thyme. I was scrambled at a restaurant in Swissconsin, but it was eggcellent! The lime to be seated took forever though. I told the hostess that I am kind of a big dill and I had a meating about my relation-chip with my boyfriend and that I was on planning on breaking up with him!  Olive him but he was bacon me crazy. I don’t want to taco bout it. I’m one in a melon and he just wasn’t saucy enough for my taste. We were not mint to be and we don’t make a good pear anymore. It’s really nacho business but I don’t want you to fire me! After lunch I decided to go home and turn on the Carbdashians. I was so focused on the show that I tomatotally forgot I had work! It was also so chili outside I figured you would not want me to catch a cold so I decided to romaine at home. I will definitely ask for pearmission next time.I know I will have a ton of work to ketchup on for Monday. Peas donut be mad! You’re Flantastic for understanding boss! I will see you Monday