I met these people in a stupid situation 

Now they are part of my stipulation 

Dealing with this isn't free 

So we stay at two out of three 

We may be challenged artistically 

But we have Yankee Doodle charm 

That causes no harm 

Still there is no denying

If I'm without them, I'm lying 

Ask dumb questions 

Get dumb answers 

Mess up cheap toys 

Make up silly ploys 

In this small hickville town 

Takes 40 years to drown 

Nothing breaks the curse

Halway in a hearse 

Rhyme scheme doesn't exist 

No refinement, no culture

Just watch like a vulture