I woke up to the sound of pans clanking
I ambled up the stairs to see Grammer baking
The smell of bacon woke me right up
At that moment I knew exactly why I love mornings

As I was starting the  coffee machine up grammy asked for help
I started making toast and buttering them
A few cycles later the special one came

The toast was charred and the smell was dreadful
I pressed cancel but it wouldn’t do anything
As I glanced around I saw something calling my name

I picked up the fork and tried to get it out
No one said anything so I kept trying
Right as I felt a shock I threw the fork
The toast caught on fire causing the smoke alarms clamor

I stepped away from the fire
And realized
I
Don’t
Like
Mornings