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The Yellow Mellow Surprise
We woke up that day
I had nothing to say
“What are we going to do today?”
“BANG” i hit my cousin in the head
sure enough he got out of bed.
I was sure he had an idea
what would it be?
I had to figure it out,
Or else it would bug me.
I asked him, “what do you want to play?”
he replied, “I thought you would know what we are doing today.”
I thought everything was blown
Until my cousin said,” Wait, maybe you can check your phone.”
I snatched my phone as quick as a bat
Until i realized I forgot my brand new hat.
Quickly going back to grab it, but it wasn’t there
So i looked and it is covering my cousin’s hair.
Stumbling into the kitchen
I opened the refrigerator door
I seen some sprite
I whispered “oh, what a delight”
Yelling at my cousin
He told me he would be back
when he returned
I saw something that looked very stern
I seen what was in his hand
And he said that it would make this day grand
had no idea what he was thinking
But the way he was thinking
Made him smell a little stinky
“Challenge” he declared
A youtube challenge
Remembering what i have watched
Thinking it was a joke
But then he said we could possibly choke
I was excited like a salad
To do this amazing challenge
When we started
My cousin farted
then i darted away
Yuck, yuck, yuck
I said when i seen the nasty yellow chunky barf
It also was all over my grandpa's scarf
The nasty came out of me
Like a baseball player running from 3rd to home
It wasn’t the best day we had
But it i know that the day was not sad
when i gazed at my cousin
He said that he was glad that we had
A very yellow mellow icky and very sticky nasty surprise.

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