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Cowboys baby
Every morning cowboy woke up to the sound of the loud roosters calling. He walked to the grassfield and munched on the blonde grass. After that he went to his stables and waited for his owner to come squeeze the milk out of her. Her owner was Donald Trump. Donald Trump came one morning to get milk from the very saggy udders of Cowboy. They were so saggy because Cowboy was pregnant. Cowboy couldn't wait for her baby to come, she was always alone because Donald couldn’t afford more than one cow.
A Few months later Cowboy had a baby, her first born. But after it was delivered by Donald Trump he let her see her mother. And then he took her to the slaughterhouse to make fresh meats. Cowboy wasn't gonna let her newborn baby get away that fast. She ran towards him telling herself “i'm gonna knock him down”. She hit him in his butt and made him fall. “What is your problem you piece of meat you could've killed me” said Donald. His head was gushing with blood but he said “it’s just a scratch”. He jumped at her and told her to do it again.
She looked at him in the eyes with the saddest facial expression she could create and still he walked away carrying her baby. He put her in the back of the trunk before she could even be named. As Donald Trump drove to the slaughter house he crashed into the neighboring farmers truck, Hillary Clinton’s. Hillary got out her car and started rambling on about how he is going to pay for her truck. She kept saying “it's gonna cost him 33 thousand dollars” but he said he doesn’t make any money the bank took it all because he didn't pay his taxes that's why he's going to go sell the cow. She said “ you are a childish fool”.
Donald then got suspicious and said “why would it take 33 thousand to fix a small dent in the side of your car”. She didn't want to answer so they continued to argue and argue and argue and every time Donald brung up the 33 thousand hillary would just look at the cow and smile as if Donald was speaking crazy talk. Hillary said “if you don't give me the money i am going to call the police on you and sue you”. Donald replied “no, no, not true”.Donald then got in her car and drove away she got in his car and tried to follow but the cow was in the trunk slowing her down. She stopped and let the cow out of the trunk. It then wandered back to the farm and then met with its mother. cowboy then said “ don't ever leave me again (she froze because it didn’t have a name) your name is steak, don't leave me again steak”. Donald Trump then got caught by Hillary. And held him down until the police got there but the police took them both to the station because Donald accused her of stealing his cow.

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I hope that people will find this as a comedic microfiction, i just want to make people laugh and or smile.