Toupee or not Toupee
America is currently in debt
Many of our people are in despair
But who is more suited to fix everything
Than the man with the greatest hair?

He has a ravishing toupee
And his policies are undeniable
Once you compare him to the others
Suddenly by comparison they seem unreliable

He wants to make America better
And he has a plan to make it so
All we need to do is build a wall
Then tell the immigrants to “go”

We’ll have many more jobs
We’ll have a lot more money
Our national debt with even vanish
The choice is so clear that it’s actually quite funny

America should vote Donald Trump
The choice is so obvious, it isn’t even fair
After he’s done fixing America
He may finally fix his hair