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Journy with Jack the elepahnt
it was blue skies and spring
nothing better to do but sing
it was about global warming
then i heard buzzing, bees were swarming
i sprinted to my elephant jack
he made a bunch of noises which meant hello
and headed to the fresh dandelions that were turning yellow
the ride was bumpy
which made me grumpy
my elephant was happy
which made it crappy
u put my jorts on my hairy leg
took out my skittles and jack began to beg
we headed to heat my pizza in the lava
then to starbucks to get a java
it cost $25 bucks
and we were out of luck
i was a big spender
which meant i couldnt get a new blender
i had a gold necklace around my neck
took it off and said what the heck
sold it for tickets to florida which was hot
then in the distance i saw a dot
it was the swarm of bees
coming after me

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