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Journy with Jack the elepahnt

March 9, 2016
By TitanBall23 BRONZE, Papillion, Nebraska
TitanBall23 BRONZE, Papillion, Nebraska
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it was blue skies and spring

nothing better to do but sing

it was about global warming

then i heard buzzing, bees were swarming

i sprinted to my elephant jack

he made a bunch of noises which meant hello

and headed to the fresh dandelions that were turning yellow

 

the ride was bumpy

which made me grumpy

my elephant was happy

which made it crappy

u put my jorts on my hairy leg

took out my skittles and jack began to beg

we headed to heat my pizza in the lava

then to starbucks to get a java

 

it cost $25 bucks

and we were out of luck

i was a big spender

which meant i couldnt get a new blender

i had a gold necklace around my neck

took it off and said what the heck

 

sold it for tickets to florida which was hot

then in the distance i saw a dot

it was the swarm of bees

coming after me


The author's comments:

HUMOROUS AND MAKES ME HAPPY


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