What will you believe?
What is beyond what you can conceive?
Do you think ghosts are real?
That everything is your meal?
Would you buy balding cream,
If you saw it in a dream?
Or is it nothing that you chose,
Or based it off of your clothes?
If so I think I should say
Take better care of today
For nothing’s certain here and now
Could anything make you bow?
Maybe not, but here’s how
To make them think you’re top cow
Just throw a parade
Take charge and say
Even make them afraid
To be against you
That’ll make them moo
Everyone believes
Even nihilists agree
For is not nothing still a something you can conceive?
You can make anything and someone will buy it
At least enough so they won’t start a riot
Anyway my work is done
Time to go out and have some fun!