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Exceptional
In Pickatony the blowses crinkle ones neck
And the mothers all give you motherly shmecks
Where the fathers plunder on their old grumpkin recliner
And neighbors voov at the babies who wyner
Pickatony they say is for the exceptional
Hell I've lived here five years and I'm nearly presentable
My only wish is one day they'll let me outside
So I can flourish and nourish in the world they provide
Instead they tie our hands up with is complete bologna
Why tie up the exceptional people of Pickatony?

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