Twas the night of our fifth date
where I discovered our true fate
I took her to daruma for dinner
and “boi” we - well I - ate.

The evening was fun
from our arrival to when our food was done
I said the old line
“let’s ditch the check and run.”

I took the check - of course -
and she hugged me with force
bringing us together
like magnetic force.

The evening was a success - so far
but there was still a ride home in the car
as we were turning onto my street
here comes the embarrassing part.

THE FART!!!

It was an accident I swear
it wasn’t even a dare
I guess this was the end to us
as she gave me a disgusting glare.

But her glare soon turned into laughter
and my face turned red faster
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing
maybe she was a “laster!”

After she even came over
yes she was sober
she’s definitely a keeper
Dkimm was no longer a loner.