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To: All the Girls who will Someday Date My Crush
May 13, 2015
You better rush
If you start to date my crush,
I try not to intimidate
But you'll be chopped liver on my plate,
If I ever see you with my man
I will hit you in the face. With. A. Pan.
Don't make mistakes when I'm around
Or else in the ring ground and pound,
Don't cry me no river
Because you'll never steal my mister
And if by some chance! Some miracle! Some way! that he chooses you,
Were going to need some clean up on isles four, three, and two.
© Valerie L., Niskayuna, NY
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