You think I am perfect,
That I should never change.
I can honestly say,
I agree with you.

I get A’s in every class i have ever taken,
I am the funniest guy around,
And I am the nicest person anyone has ever met.
What is there to change?

So strong that even Chuck Norris fears me,
I single handedly stopped World War III,
And that trick Jesus knows
Where he turns water to wine?
Yea, I taught him that.

With my gorgeous brown locks,
Beautiful long eyelashes,
And incredibly smooth skin,
People feel lucky just to look at me.

A perfect human specimen,
Made of pure sexiness.
You wish you were me,
And I do not blame you.