There was once a person named Erik. He was very smart. Erik could multiply 234968x56432 in about 4.235 seconds. People called him Erik Einstein because he was only 5 years old. They knew that someday, he would grow up to figure out all the secrets of the universe and other stuff like that. The bad thing though was that he lived in Turkmenistan. The leader Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow was very bad to Erik. So one day, Gurbanguly threw Erik in a river. Erik was very smart, but their was one problem. He didn’t know how to swim. He went under water but he didn’t drown. There was this big underground cave in the river. It had a lot of food in it. Erik grew up in the cave. Then one day when Erik was 11, he got bored. He kind of wanted to leave the cave but he couldn’t swim. So Erik kept on living in there. Then when Erik was 12, he decided he was really bored and now he was going to leave no matter what. Then, Erik got a big spoon and dug a hole to China. When Erik was living in Turkmenistan, there was a Panda Express near his house so he really liked Chinese food. His favorite dish was beef chow fun. When he got to China, Erik ate a lot of beef chow fun and he was very happy. Since Erik was very smart, he learned Chinese in 1 day and 13 hours. Erik was so smart, he learned to speak panda language. Then he made best friends with Bong-Bong. Bong-Bong was a very chubby panda because he ate a lot of bamboo and other panda food. Then one day Bong-Bong betrayed Erik. Bong-Bong wanted more panda food but then Erik wouldn’t give him any because Erik said Bong-Bong should lose some weight. That was very mean of Erik and then Bong-Bong lost all of his self esteem. Bong-Bong went back to the hole that Erik dug to China and went to Turkmenistan. Bong-Bong was going to go back to Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow and tell him to not let Erik get any beef chow fun ever again but then Bong-Bong found panda food and just ate all of it. Then, Bong-Bong got so fat he couldn't even walk anymore, so Erik’s beef chow fun would not be taken away from him just yet. 20 years later, Erik got really bored of eating beef chow fun. He wanted something kind of new. Then, Erik heard of America. Many of the Chinese people thought it was bad, but Erik was very curious. He heard that there was something called the Big Mac. Erik was mesmerized by the thought of it. Then, Erik went back and found his big spoon. Erik dug another big hole all the way to America. He ate 17 Big Macs in exactly 2 minutes. This made Erik even smarter than he was before. All of the beef chow fun he had ever eaten was not even close to the awesomeness of the Big Mac. Since Erik liked the Big Mac so much, he decided to use all of his smartness to make a new and even better sandwich. This new sandwich was going to change humankind forever. Erik knew that this was what he was born for. His entire life was a buildup to this. When the people back in Turkmenistan had called him Erik Einstein, he had known that there was a reason and making this new epic sandwich was why. But not everybody liked Erik. Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow was still the leader of Turkmenistan, and he still didn't like Erik. You see, Gurbanguly didn't want a new sandwich just because. So then one day, Gurbanguly came to America and Got Erik. Gurbanguly took Erik and threw him in a river. Erik was super smart, but he still had one flaw. Erik couldn’t swim. Then he drowned. Even though Erik died before he could make the amazing sandwich, Erik will always be an inspiration for all of us worldwide, and we should all follow in Erik's footsteps by eating a lot of beef chow fun and Big Macs. Thank you.