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May 22, 2014
>Live in the same house
>Suddenly comes downstairs at night startling me
>She starts pressing all my right buttons and feeds me some bread
>I get hot and steamy
>2 minutes later she has warm toast
>She goes back to sleep
>I am a toaster
© Claire B., Ajax, ON, Canada
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