the theme song plays
I know its that time of day
Here comes Dwight, Pam, Angela and Jim.
I hope my husband looks like him.

They live in scranton, what?
the electric city!
Do they ever get paper cuts?
this show makes me so giddy!

Kelly and Ryan fight
this is so funny, right?
Kevin and his chilli pot
oh yes! the classic scene in the parking lot!

Michael scott, you are my hero
you and your george foreman grill
how can anyone rate this show a zero?
Dont forget to pay the alfredo's pizza bill!

This show is my world
Andy Bernard, we remember when you hurled.
dunder mifflin, they make paper
this show is a life shaper