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Birth, ah Birth
Birth, ah birth.
I was told I peed on my doctor at birth.
The doctor hollered and cursed,
As he wiped off his shirt.
My father was ecstatic with laughter,
as he drove back to our "castle", to live happily ever after.
When I arrived at my living space,
I secretly made our bight ivory walls,
a dark sluggish red.
Or at least in my head.
For I had a broken heart,
And looked as sad as a basset hound.
But through all the turns and falls,
I turned out pretty okay after all!

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